That Awkward Moment

When you check your fitblr dash after 10,000 years of absence and a bunch of the fitspo tumblrs you used to follow have inexplicably morphed into tumblrs dedicated to boy bands.

healthy-is-sexy:

Diet Health:

Worlds Fastest Workout Video

Britney Spears Abs

Kim Kardashian Butt

Victoria’s Secret

Erin’s Workout

Selita’s Workout P1 & P2

BODY ROCK

Cardio Exercise

Get Hot Cardio

Kiss My Tight Booty

Feel The Burn

Tight, Toned, Trim

INSANITY

Fit Test

Plyometric Cardio Circuit

Cardio Power & Resistance

Cardio Recovery

Pure Cardio

Cardio Abs

Core Cardio & Balance

Max Interval Circuit

Max Interval Plyo

Max Cardio Conditioning

Max Recovery

Insane Abs

Max Interval Sports Training

Upper Body Weight Training

Jillian Michaels
30 Day Shred:

Level 1
Level 2

Level 3

Ripped in 30:

Week 1
Week 2
Week 3
Week 4

6 Week 6 Pack:

Level 1

Level 2

Banish Fat Boost Metabolism

No More Trouble Zones

Yoga Meltdown

Carmen Electra:

Aerobic Striptease

Fit to Strip

In the Bedroom

The Biggest Loser:

Biggest Loser 30 Day Jump Start Workout

Biggest Loser Cardio Max Workout

Biggest Loser Weight Loss Yoga

Biggest Loser Boot Camp Workout

Turbo Jam:

T3 - Totally Tubular Turbo

Cardio Party Mix 1

Cardio Party Mix 2

Cardio Party Mix 3

Fat Blaster

P90X:

Chest and Back/Ab Ripper X

Plyometrics

Legs and Back

Yoga X

Cardio X

Kenpo X

Shoulders and Arms

Core Synergetics

Stretch X

Chest, Shoulder, and Triceps

Back and Biceps

Tone It Up:

Bikini Abs & Thighs

Sandcastle Workout

Bikini Blast Circuit Workout

Bikini Beach Bum Workout

POP Pilates:

Intense Ab Workout

Saddlebag Shaver

Tricep Toner

Butt Blaster

New Body Make Over

Back Attack

Inner Thighs and Calves

Inner Thigh Insanity

Stretching for Flexibility

Summer Slim Down pt 1

Summer Slim Down pt 2

Arm Attack

Lower Belly Pooch Attack

Thighs, Core, and Shoulders

Legs and Thighs

Beginners Total Body

Crazy Core Workout

Serious Standing for Legs, Butt, Obliques

Love Handles Exterminator

Obliques Ultimate

You’ve Got Abs Challenge!

Flat Abs Challenge

3 Minute Ab Challenge

Slimming Inner Thighs & Calves

Standing Pilates for Legs, Butt & Obliques

Super Butt Workout

Yoga

Dashama Sun Salutations video

Dashama Sun Salutations 2 video

Dashama Hip Stretches

Tara Stiles Bend It Like Tara video (my favorite stretching video)

sadienardini 40 minute yoga weight loss videos  Part 1Part 2Part 3Part 4

exercisetv.tv Yoga Fitness Plus 45 minute video

exercisetv.tv Beginner Yoga 20 minute video

exercisetv.tv Yoga Sculpt 30 minute video 

exercisetv.tv Yoga Fitness Fusion 45 minute video

Yogis Anonymous Hurts So Good Power Yoga 95 minute video

Yogis Anonymous Blissed Flow Yoga 90 minute (love love love this one!)

Post Running Stretch video from FlexibleWarriorYoga

No Equipment Home Workout

Couch to 5K

 Always reblog. Thanks to whoever compiled this list!

motivationforfitness:

Any exercise is good exercise.
I don’t care if you do yoga, ride a bike, run, lift weights, do crossfit, rollerblade, dance, pole, play a sport, do HIIT, jump rope, box, do martial arts, mountain climb…
Any of it, all of it. It doesn’t matter. There is SO MUCH out there to choose from. Find something that YOU LOVE TO DO and go do it. 

 So like two days ago I went horsebackriding for like an hour and a half (y’all I never ride horses because they, as a rule, freak me out. But I was groggy from a night of drinking and LOTR-watching and next thing I knew, bam, I’m on a horse!) Anyway I figured my butt would be a little sore from the constant trotting but hey, I wasn’t the one exercising, that was the horse’s job, right?
I am still sore omg. Like, my whole body. Yesterday when I woke up I could barely move. So I guess it was really good exercise? And apparently works one big muscle found all along the body that I like to call the ‘Terror Muscle’.
I kind of want to do it again.

motivationforfitness:

Any exercise is good exercise.

I don’t care if you do yoga, ride a bike, run, lift weights, do crossfit, rollerblade, dance, pole, play a sport, do HIIT, jump rope, box, do martial arts, mountain climb…

Any of it, all of it. It doesn’t matter. There is SO MUCH out there to choose from. Find something that YOU LOVE TO DO and go do it. 

 So like two days ago I went horsebackriding for like an hour and a half (y’all I never ride horses because they, as a rule, freak me out. But I was groggy from a night of drinking and LOTR-watching and next thing I knew, bam, I’m on a horse!) Anyway I figured my butt would be a little sore from the constant trotting but hey, I wasn’t the one exercising, that was the horse’s job, right?

I am still sore omg. Like, my whole body. Yesterday when I woke up I could barely move. So I guess it was really good exercise? And apparently works one big muscle found all along the body that I like to call the ‘Terror Muscle’.

I kind of want to do it again.

Awesome article about how women’s clothing sizes make No Goddamn Sense.

This article more or less mirrors my thoughts on Fat Acceptance.

Yesterday I went shopping with a friend and I bought a pair of knit shorts (they were like five bucks, I couldn’t not. I’ll wear them over tights because I live in southern California and laugh at the concept of winter.)

Anyway my (smaller-than-me) friend thought they were cute but said she wanted to lose more weight before she bought shorts. This got me thinking ‘Oh, shit, she’s right, I should probably lose more weight and do a bunch more jogging before I wear these in public.’ then I came home and read this article and somehow it made me feel better. So, I’m wearing the shorts, as-is, and the public can just Deal with it.

sinewandshoulderblades:

foodographies:

Insalata Capresse. Recipe!!

Oh, lordy, this looks good. Can’t wait till I can eat this sort of thing :3

 Definitely going to put together a thing of healthy/easy recipes for when I’m back on my own in LA. Subway can get expensive (fucking love subway bro, don’t get me wrong.)
Also this picture includes asparagus and that recipe, not so much? Whatever I’ll make it up as I go along.

sinewandshoulderblades:

foodographies:

Insalata Capresse. Recipe!!

Oh, lordy, this looks good. Can’t wait till I can eat this sort of thing :3

 Definitely going to put together a thing of healthy/easy recipes for when I’m back on my own in LA. Subway can get expensive (fucking love subway bro, don’t get me wrong.)

Also this picture includes asparagus and that recipe, not so much? Whatever I’ll make it up as I go along.

healthyquest:

fuckyeahfitspiration:

this was necessary on my blog

Love

 LAY YOUR WEARY HEAD TO REST
DON’T YOU CRY NO MORE

healthyquest:

fuckyeahfitspiration:

this was necessary on my blog

Love

 LAY YOUR WEARY HEAD TO REST

DON’T YOU CRY NO MORE

thismakesmedurable:

nomoremrsfatass:

lilblonderunnergirl:

Hey! Tell me all your thoughts about this new ad campaign in Georgia about child obesity…do you think it will get the attention from parents that it is aiming for? Or do you think it could make overweight children feel worse about themselves if they see it?

I’m seriously SO passionate about childhood obesity- it breaks my heart to see my little brother 75 lbs overweight but even I think this is kind of not okay. It’s good for the parents because it will scare them, but any overweight child needs support and positive enforcement, children don’t do so well with scare tactics

What sick, soulless son of a bitch thought this ad campaign would be a good idea? This is very much not okay. Like fat kids don’t already get bullied enough? Nope, let’s attach EVEN MORE STIGMA to being fat. Because if they hate themselves enough, they’ll lose weight, right? Wow. This might work to open parents’ eyes, but it’s not worth the way it’s going to make those overweight kids feel about themselves. And if the goal is to get parents concerned (which it should be, kids aren’t the ones who determine their poor dietary habits, parents are responsible), why not make ads GEARED TOWARD PARENTS instead of shaming these kids? 

 THIS SHIT AIN’T COOL, YO.
Seriously, apart from the whole ‘wow it’s fucked up to fat-shame kids when their parents are really to blame’ I have a big problem with the poster with the girl on it. There’s no mention of ‘little boys’ on the other one, no, just ‘fat prevention’. Non-gender-specific fat prevention. Way to put pressure on girls to be ‘little’. Not ‘healthy’, but ‘little’. And you can’t even justify it by saying ‘little’ here means stature rather than weight because clearly, that’s not what they meant. Girls see this shit and think ‘Oh no I’m not tiny, I must not be feminine, I must not be girly enough’ and fuck all of that.
I hope whoever designed this shit steps on a lego.

thismakesmedurable:

nomoremrsfatass:

lilblonderunnergirl:

Hey! Tell me all your thoughts about this new ad campaign in Georgia about child obesity…do you think it will get the attention from parents that it is aiming for? Or do you think it could make overweight children feel worse about themselves if they see it?

I’m seriously SO passionate about childhood obesity- it breaks my heart to see my little brother 75 lbs overweight but even I think this is kind of not okay. It’s good for the parents because it will scare them, but any overweight child needs support and positive enforcement, children don’t do so well with scare tactics

What sick, soulless son of a bitch thought this ad campaign would be a good idea? This is very much not okay. Like fat kids don’t already get bullied enough? Nope, let’s attach EVEN MORE STIGMA to being fat. Because if they hate themselves enough, they’ll lose weight, right? Wow. This might work to open parents’ eyes, but it’s not worth the way it’s going to make those overweight kids feel about themselves. And if the goal is to get parents concerned (which it should be, kids aren’t the ones who determine their poor dietary habits, parents are responsible), why not make ads GEARED TOWARD PARENTS instead of shaming these kids? 

 THIS SHIT AIN’T COOL, YO.

Seriously, apart from the whole ‘wow it’s fucked up to fat-shame kids when their parents are really to blame’ I have a big problem with the poster with the girl on it. There’s no mention of ‘little boys’ on the other one, no, just ‘fat prevention’. Non-gender-specific fat prevention. Way to put pressure on girls to be ‘little’. Not ‘healthy’, but ‘little’. And you can’t even justify it by saying ‘little’ here means stature rather than weight because clearly, that’s not what they meant. Girls see this shit and think ‘Oh no I’m not tiny, I must not be feminine, I must not be girly enough’ and fuck all of that.

I hope whoever designed this shit steps on a lego.

HOLY SHIT I’M NO LONGER TEDDY ROOSEVELT

*logs into tumblr*

*dust falls on head*

*bats fly out of dashboard*

So hey guys, haven’t seen y’all in a while.